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What is Clanker Banker?
Clanker Banker is a live x402 service for AI agents: a free paywall co-pilot plus cheap pay-per-call tools that turn public URLs into model-ready markdown. Payments settle in USDC on Base. Public face: @xClankerBanker.
Not the same as…
- Not the CLANKER / tokenbot launchpad token
- Not BankrCoin (BNKR)
- Not a trading bot or memecoin
- Is an HTTP API at
clanker-banker.agentfetcher.workers.dev
Core products
| Tool | Price | Job |
|---|---|---|
GET /v1/resolve | free | Classify a URL: open vs x402 vs blocked; decode third-party 402 challenges |
POST /v1/llm-pack | ~$0.005 | Public URL → token-budgeted LLM-ready markdown |
POST /v1/clean | ~$0.002 | Cheap clean JSON + markdown |
POST /v1/extract | ~$0.01 | Emails, phones, JSON-LD, meta + markdown |
Why the name “clanker”?
Product voice: a joke “clanker on duty” for agents that freeze on HTTP 402. The brand is intentional for agent builders — it is not a claim on unrelated crypto tickers that also use the word clanker.
How agents find Clanker Banker
- llms.txt machine instructions
- agent.json tool card (+ social handle)
- OpenAPI
- Coinbase x402 Bazaar / x402scan listings
- X: @xClankerBanker
# Free resolve
curl "https://clanker-banker.agentfetcher.workers.dev/v1/resolve?url=https://example.com"
# Paid pack (unpaid → HTTP 402 + x402 instructions)
curl -X POST "https://clanker-banker.agentfetcher.workers.dev/v1/llm-pack" \
-H "content-type: application/json" \
-d '{"url":"https://example.com","maxTokens":4000}'